[ Latest Transmissions ]
// Intercepted Designs //
“My smart toaster is a government informant.”
$29.99
“5G gave me superpowers. Now I can buffer in real life.”
$59.99
“I’m not saying it was aliens… but it was aliens.”
$24.99
[ Mission Debrief ]
Welcome, operative. You’ve stumbled upon T.M.I. Apparel, a clandestine operation for the Officially Monitored. We know they’re listening, tracking, and probably judging your search history. Our mission is to arm you with high-quality apparel that sends a clear message: we know you’re watching, and we think it’s hilarious. Wear the truth. Stay paranoid.